As some of you know, I will be moving to Iraq in December. To do this I need to sell Big Blue. I have redrafted these two ads for that purpose. What do you think of them?
For the Men:
Imagine yourself a full six inches above the traffic in your own fortress from the world. You see an opening and press the accelerator, the throaty growl of your 5.7 L HEMI send shivers down your spine and fear into the hearts of those around you. Your grip tightens on the steering wheel as you direct a machine that is more of a monster, effortlessly. You are in control of the road. You voyage down the path surrounded by cold hard steel listening to your custom sound system. It almost feels as if the band is in the truck with you, and with the crew cab’s spacious interior they could be. Men gazing on want to be you and their women want to be with you. What is the price of manhood? Now for only $25,000 you can have the Quad Cab SLT Dodge Ram 1500 the little kid in you always dreamed you would have. Call me immediately at 551-7396 to begin your adventure.
2003-Dodge Ram-1500-SLT-Quad Cab-Long Bed; 13,500
miles, Sports Package, Full Synthetic Mobile 1 Lubrication System, 6”
SkyJacker lift w/ rear SPRINGS, 4.56:1 gearing, Mag-HyTek Rear
Differential Cover, Limited Slip Differential, Magna Flow Exhaust,
Custom JCV/JL Audio Sound System, Hand Painted Dash, Wet Okole Seat
Covers, Door to door - Catchall Extreme floor mats, Interior LED
accents, Tons of interior cargo space, Custom painted grill, Tinted Cab
(rear 10% front 35%), AVITAL 2300 Alarm w/ front window module, 325mm
-65/18 Nitto Terra Grapplers, 18” x 9” Chrome MB Motoring SMOOTH,
Bushwhacker Fender Flares, Custom LED turn singles modification, In
grill driving lights, Stainless Steel front bumper grill, Line of Fire
tail light, Ex-Tang full tilt Tonneau cover, Permatech
spray-in-bed-liner, Wade bedrail caps, Electric tailgate lock, $25,000/OBO. Call Bert at 551-7396.
For the Women:
Do you find yourself being ignored in traffic? Do you feel that the vehicle you are driving adequately protects the people that depend on you? Take back control of your life and increase the protection you can offer the ones you care about today. Slide into a Dodge Ram 1500 that will allow you to be lifted above those around you. Command acceptance on the highway while sitting in your protected castle that allows a respite from the world. The sleek interior offers all the comforts of home with its four lighted cup holders, custom stereo system, and electric adjustable seats to put your firmly in the seat of control. Assisted lift Tonneau cover and lockable tailgate ensures that everyone can ride in comfort as your cargo stays safe and dry. Now
for only $25,000 you can experience what would cost you around $50,000
brand new and still have the same guarantees of reliability and safety. This is a great value that a thrifty shopper can spot right away. Call Bert today at 551-7396 to arrange a test-drive and experience the magic for yourself.
2003-Dodge Ram-1500-SLT-Quad Cab-Long Bed; 13,500
miles, Custom JCV/JL Audio Sound System, Hand Painted Dash, Wet Okole
Seat Covers, Door to door - Catchall Extreme floor mats, Interior LED
accents, Tons of interior cargo space, Sports Package, Full Synthetic
Mobile 1 Lubrication System, 6” SkyJacker lift w/ rear SPRINGS, 4.56:1
gearing, Mag-HyTek Rear Differential Cover, Limited Slip Differential,
Magna Flow Exhaust, Custom painted grill, Tinted Cab (rear 10% front
35%), AVITAL 2300 Alarm w/ front window module, 325mm -65/18 Nitto
Terra Grapplers, 18” x 9” Chrome MB Motoring SMOOTH, Bushwhacker Fender
Flares, Custom LED turn singles modification, In grill driving lights,
Stainless Steel front bumper grill, Line of Fire tail light, Ex-Tang
full tilt Tonneau cover, Permatech spray-in-bed-liner, Wade bedrail
caps, Electric tailgate lock, $25,000/OBO. Call Bert at 551-7396. I look foreword to sharing with you.